Top 10 Reasons for Socialism!

1. Because one of us is smarter than all of us
2. Someone has to think for the masses
3. We need to get past old ideas like "We the People" and come up with something new
4. "I the Government" always works in your best interests
5. "I the Government" knows how to spend other peoples money
6. Spending our way out of recessions always works
7. Printing money is fun, it is like baking!
8. People have Tea Parties in your honor
9. We get to blame successful people and Capitalism for any failures
10. Borrowing our way out of deficits, sounds smart