A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman,
car salesman... and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, Okay, Okay "My father's an exotic dancer
in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, Screeched orders to the other children and hurriedly set them to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside. "Is that
really true about your father?"
and helped to get Obama re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that
in front of the other kids."