Killing Osama Bin Laden: The Real Story As It Came Down

The following viral email has circulated relating to the death of Osama Bin Laden. There are many conspiracy theories surrounding the terrorist's death as the body was never shown to the public. The following email, includes both an in depth account and a picture of the dead Osama Bin Laden along with who specifically killed him (including photo).

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How It Really Happened.....

   The real story as it came down.....Now you know!
















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It is obvious that we conservative bloggers have not given enough credit for the #gutsycall made by our glorious President Barack Obama.

Will Obama release Osama's video tapes?

We release everything that we shouldn't including names of special operations personnel while holding onto pictures of dead terrorist leaders. Continuing this line of unreasoning we should release Osama Bin Masterbatin's pornography.

Whitehouse.gov already sinks low enough to post false transcripts about political opponents, "AUDIENCE MEMBER:  They’re racist!" so the administration might as well target a poll bump-n-grind  from the Jersey Shore crowd.  Perhaps the Oversees Contingency Operation slogan can now be "make porn not war."  Call it outreach to the Islamic terrorist community.

Obama's poll-dance may benefit from the release of Osama's porn tapes. It falls directly into Democrat smear opponents through ridicule strategy. Further, Osama's favorite adult video starlet can be invited to the White House for a photo op and then record some public service announcements:

"72 virgins can't do this" (Arabic language)
"TSA: positions available"
the list goes on...

Bill Clinton would do it!

The revelation that Osama was a porn hound does make me question if he was armed during the raid. I can understand the confusion in the administration story. Who knew that wasn't a gun in his hand?

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Obama's Birth Certificate - Layers of Mystery

I have tried to come to terms with this birth certificate insanity and it only makes sense if they did this intentionally. Most people do not use Illustrator, and even fewer understand layers.  It COULD be due to a OCR scan, but to scan a document like this with OCR enabled is either incompetence, an attempt to intentionally leave room for doubt, or indicative of a document scanned and then modified.

The one layer that has me most baffled is the layer that reduces the borders on the left and right. I cannot imagine a scan doing this, and why not remove larger borders leaving just the document?

I say all this after running a document scanning project in the early 2000's. A quick "flat" scan WOULD NOT create this output, and a detailed OCR scan SHOULD NOT have been used on a document of this nature.

A more pressing issue is the military service members in prison for asking to see proof that they were given lawful orders from a lawful Commander-In-Chief. They swore an oath to uphold the Constitution and should be pardoned for doing their sworn duty. Today, I congratulate our military for removing Osama Bin Ladin and ask the Commander-In-Chief to pardon these dutiful warriors!