LGBT: Lets Go Be Terrorists at the Family Research Council

Is there a question whether traditional marriage is under attack by the left?

LGBT supporter Floyd Lee Corkins II, 28, of Herndon, Virginia grabbed his gun, ammo and went-a-huntin' for some hate-filled homophobes. His hunting grounds were the Family Research Council. The location was thoroughly vetted by the Southern Poverty Law Center by labeling it a "hate group" for opposing the homosexual agenda.

The Family Research Council strongly opposes gay marriage and abortion and says it advocates "faith, family and freedom in public policy and public opinion."  A bag of Chick-fil-a and a shaved head served as Floyd's camouflage.

Armed with a Sig Sauer 9 mm pistol, "two loaded magazines with 15 rounds each in the suspect's backpack, as well as Chik-fil-A promotional materials," Floyd entered the hunting grounds, the Family Research Council in Washington, around 10:45 a.m. He left  "Four boxes of additional ammunition" in his car, which was later towed from a Falls Church Metro station. Obtaining the homophobe hunting license and weapon may have been a difficult mission in Washington D.C.

A Washington Times blogger chronicled her difficulties in obtaining a weapon after being the victim of home invasion. Reason.com reported:

After four months, countless headaches, and hundreds of dollars in fees, Miller is now legally able to own her Sig Sauer P229 9mm, so long as she keeps it in her home. 

Despite being properly permitted and legally able to carry a gun, because the man is progressive and would never break the gun laws, Floyd was stopped by a security guard.

“Don’t shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for,” the Mr. Corkins reportedly said. One can only assume that Floyd Corkins mentioned his background and experience that proved his statement. David Mariner, executive director of The DC Center for the LGBT Community, says Corkins had been volunteering at the center for about the past 6 months. Despite the progressive and reasoned argument the security guard continued to object. Floyd had no choice but to thoughtfully shoot the innocent guard in the arm.

The hate-filled homophobes must have heard the shot and rushed the hunter. Floyd Corkins was subdued by the security guard and others and taken into custody.

Ok, you caught me. Floyd was not hunting and he did not wear an orange vest. There are no homophobe hunting licenses...yet. It was simply a story-telling device.

This attack was another act of progressive terrorism. It was designed to intimidate and remove opposition to their political position. The attack failed, but the "progressive intentions" are clear.

"Today's attack is the clearest sign we've seen that labeling pro-marriage groups as `hateful' must end," Brian Brown, the president of the National Organization for Marriage, said in a statement.

Progressive LGBT are the left's storm troopers. They are being exploited for money and as a rally cry toward "righteous anger" and hate. As with any group being exploited, we need to support the moderates and conservatives who promote equilibrium, reason and peace from within. LGBT is becoming the abbreviation for Lets Go Be Terrorists.

Opposing conservative perspectives can be found on The San Diego Local Order of Bloggers.

P.S. 
Reminder of the 1963 Communist Goals:

40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.

41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.

42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.

Polling Drives Obama Gay Marriage "GutsyCall"

A recent Pew poll is driving Barack Obama's "evolution" on gay marriage. Gay marriage is ranked as Pew's least important issue, down 6% from 2004.

Pew reported:

As in recent campaigns, social issues rank relatively low in importance. About four-in-ten (39%) say that abortion will be very important to their vote, 34% rate birth control as very important, and just 28% say the same about gay marriage – the lowest percentage for any issue.

Democrats in general are becoming more concerned with gay marriage (+5%@2008), as are women. Republicans and Independents see the issue as less important. Republicans have deprioritized gay marriage by 13%, which is logical considering the economic concerns of the country. Independents have also become more budget aware, but results are mixed on gay marriage.

Women see the gay marriage issue as "very important" 5% more frequently than men.

Understanding the numbers behind the president's "evolution" exposes the cynically political ploy.  Gay marriage is not as important to Republicans, Independents or to the overall electorate, but it is a growing concern among Obama constituents. This is another opportunity to jump in front of the parade like a typical politician.

Gutsy call Mr. President!

Government Takes Over Marriage

In the name of "Marriage Equality" the Feds have decided to take over the institution of marriage. President Obama promised that "People who are happy with their current marriage can keep it." A representative for Americans for Progress added, "It is clear that the free dating market does not work.  The number of unloved and sexually unemployed people has been stagnant.  We can no longer wait, it is time for bold action."

The newly formed Reproductive Services Agency (RSA) will decide who is to be married. The agency will begin hiring immediately. Favorable disposition will be given to existing public employees seeking managerial positions within the RSA. Unspent funding from the 2009 stimulus will be used to establish the agency. The President and his supporters in Congress point to the legal authority to establish the RSA as granted under the mandatory provisions for health insurance and the interstate commerce clause.

"No longer will individuals with incomplete information be burdened with this important decision," according to Senator Harry Reid, "President Obama was elected with the promise for change and it has arrived, finally." Opponents immediately resorted to incendiary descriptions including "socialism", "communism", "tyrannical and unconstitutional."

Gay marriages will be included due to constitutional equal protection requirements.  Unmarried tax filers will be used as the pool of available adults. They will be paired with other unmarried filers and shall hence forth be legally married. Spouses will be revealed upon filing individual 2010 tax returns. Those who do not file 2010 tax returns but are eighteen years of age or above are also eligible.

Marriage is the single most important factor determining American poverty. So this move will significantly improve key economic indicators. The estimated 100,000 new RSA agency positions will reduce unemployment numbers. RSA offices established throughout the country will impact the commercial housing market. Foreclosures are predicted to plummet as single income families convert to dual income due to the progressive policy. Keynesian economist Paul Krugman predicts a baby boom that will benefit the failing Social Security and Medicare systems.

Marriages may be appealed to a RSA review panel. Objections require both spouses to submit individual requests.  Valid objections include non-gay same sex marriages and pre-existing relationships in which a couple lives together. A congressional oversight commission will also be established. Congress is exempt from the new marriage provision.

(sarcasm)